zagrophyte (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} zagrophyte) wrote,@ 2005-05-24 10:49:00 |
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Archons For Dummies: A Guide For The Rest Of Us!
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[TIP]: Before you decide to become a being of pure energy, remember to remove all jewelry and any other metallic objects first! This will help to avoid embarrassing situations and/or prevent a chain reaction that will eventually immolate the entire planetary system in a gamma radiation emitting fireball.
Becoming an archon is not something to be taken lightly. Becoming an archon is becoming something that gives off light. You can become an archon if you try hard enough and follow these simple steps:
1. Become friends with a local pylon.
2. Attempt to woo it with gifts of battery acid and sports drinks ending with "-ade" (they have electrolytes)!
3. If you have succeeded in gaining the pylon's affections (you should hear a low, deep humming sound), you may then climb to the top of the pylon and become an archon.
If you do not follow these instructions carefully, you will anger the pylon and it will take out its frustration upon you. This is an undesired outcome--don't be a dummy!
